OK. Let’s Talk about Jane Seymour

Have you seen these commercial? My goodness, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anything more absurd and pretentious.

First of all, has no one told Jane that her “open hearts” design looks A LOT like a butt and a pair of breasts? Is that what she was shooting for?

And … she actually says in this commercial that it is her desire that her open hearts design becomes “the universal symbol of love and hope.” Seriously? SERIOUSLY? You want your squiggly lines to be the UNIVERSAL symbols of love AND hope? Can they cure AIDS and cause world peace while we’re at it?

And … and … don’t we already have a universal symbol for love? Isn’t it a … heart?

These commercials are more than I can take.


Where Have You Been All My Life?

For a while, I’ve been eyeing this little guy. Last night, I got him.

This little device plugs into the bottom of my iPod and transmits a low power frequency which can be picked up on the radio in my car. Now, I can listen to my music and podcasts while I’m driving. I know I’m probably late to the game here, but how cool is that?

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